Hello! I'm Cookie Crooked Tail, the kitten!
(I am also called "Gremlin" by Daddy/Mommy because he says I am a LOT of trouble every hour each day)
Attention, please, teachers, young readers-learners, and parents-grandparents and aunts/uncles and cousins who read to children: Cookie Crooked Tail, also known as "Gremlin!", will be with you shortly. (Her real given name is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, but this is a bit long for a child. Well, maybe not. And I once had a cat named "Buster," which was short for Butterscotch Custard.
And, yes, she and her siblings were all born with crooked tails. Cookie's tail makes a sharp 90-degree angle turn, and then a little wiggle before the end.
This is an e-book because it's short in size (like Cookie), but also because she's only six months old and hasn't done enough (yet) to create more mischief in her/my life. (She's working on it hourly, if not daily.) It's a VERY short little e-book in content (she's ONLY six months old, but already a handful of trouble on an hourly basis).
(You can view Cookie claiming ownership of me and her privilege/right/demand to a safe place here): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b0NP-kVgQ8
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